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After Ronald proposed to Tammy Lynn they began planning the big day ‘an event to remember’ Tammy says. When a friend suggested they visit a trendy cake shop downtown they left that next morning. Their wedding would be an opportunity to celebrate their life together with family and friends. And also a chance to pay homage to […]
“Honey?” she calls from the bedroom. “Can you go to the store and get some wine for the party tonight?” You kindly oblige and leave your laptop wide open on the couch. She grabs a seat and places your computer on top of her lap. After she navigates to your internet browser history she soon learns […]
With every bag of Blueberry Kush sold at a recreational dispensary one Ibanez acoustic guitar is sold. Why not rock out with your guitar while toking a bong. As I sit in front of my gravity bong with my Epiphone in hand I can channel the spirit of Jimi Hendrix. Basically, I am a rock […]
This joke had me and my bros in stitches. [Have a better joke? Tell it in the comments below.] Me: Made passionate love with a young, beautiful supermodel last summer. She was tied up naked down by the beach. She let me have my way with her until morning. Friends: Did you get any […]
Ever wonder why the Trivago dude is so popular? His good looks, great attitude, or pleasant smile? Your eyes, without knowing it, are drawn to the actors top tallness. While top tall exists in only about 1% of the population, these people make up 31% of the nation’s wealth. Why is Trivago the top hotel site […]
Researchers from different medical universities across the United States, EU and Japan have concluded a nearly decade-long study about the health benefits of men who drink with friends more than once per week. The data was conclusive. On average, men who consume booze at least 2.1 times per week with bros lived on average 8.4 additional years than men […]
Douche bags are just like the rest of us in many ways, and after all, we are all a little douchey. According to a recent study conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine, douche bags are most likely to pass the time doing the following. 5. Radio Controlled vehicles (Cars, Airplanes, Drones) 4. Crochet. […]
Combat deaths are 99% men. Hillary will end this gender disparity and close that gap.
Never trust a man who doesn’t drink, son. As a young man my very wise father shared this useful knowledge. And history has proven these words to be self evident. Oddly, all Presidents on the list are members of the Republican party, or were Whigs, a precursor to the GOP. To be fair and balanced it should be noted […]