Entries by Mike Oxlong

Top 5 Douche Bag Hollywood Actors

Hollywood is a sea of d-bags. Good looks, hot weather and poor public schools can be a deadly combination. The following is a list of Hollywoods top douche bag talent. 5. Katherine Heigl   4. Charlie Sheen   3. Gwyneth Paltrow   2. Tom Cruz 1. Dane Cook

10 Biggest Douche Bag NBA Players

The National Basketball Association has its healthy share of arrogant d-bags. The NBA can blame its roots, in part to the outlandish behavior and costume of the ABA after being absorbed by the NBA during the 1970’s. Basketball is a dying sport. Only the fastest and most narcissistic shall survive. 10. Kurt Rambis 9. LeBron James 8. […]

Top 5 Douche Bag Game Show Hosts

From Laugh In during the 1950’s through the 1970’s lineup of bad suits and long collars, up until today, television game shows have been littered with douche bag actors that would not have succeeded anywhere else. The list of top douche bag game show hosts based on user votes and daily quantity of cologne applied: […]

Michigan GOP Leaders Require Drug Testing Flint Residents Before Water Restoration

In a funding bill passed by the Republican led Michigan legislature the State Senate just approved language that subjects Flint residents to mandatory drug urinalysis and surprise sobriety checks. Called Operation NightHawk. In exchange for their cooperation and successful passage, the State will approve up to 40 gallons of clean water a day per household. […]

Restaurant Group Forced To Close Over 70 Buffets, Thanks Obama

With increased pressure from the Obama Administration, namely Michelle, Ovation Brands announced that it has closed 74 restaurants after receiving several drunken messages from Michelle Obama and Obamacare tax hikes. The company owns HomeTown Buffet, Ryan’s, Fire Mountain, Country Buffet and Old Country Buffet. The Arbys Corporation has taken advantage of this opportunity by placing self serve, vanilla, chocolate, […]

Michigan Governor Explains How Flint Water Was Poisoned, By Darnell

The Flint Water Crisis has brought the likes of Angelina, Bradley Cooper and even Jason Borne demanding Michigan Governor Rick Snyder’s resignation. A recent poll indicates that 89.5% of respondents thought the Governor was culpable for the actions that resulted in lethal lead overdoses of Flint, Michigan residents. Over 100,000 people, mostly poor and black will […]