After accepting a huge amount of money from Weight Watchers to be their spokesperson, Jessica Simpson packed on 50 pounds. Somebody get this douche a bigger bag and a Pepsi! [button style=”large blue” link=”http://douchereview.com” ]ARE YOU A DOUCHE BAG? TAKE THE TEST >>[/button]
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Entries by Mike Oxlong
No doubt that all children are selfish douche bags. Remember — We are all douche bags, and most of us evolve. Some do not.
Are all gay men douche bags by default? Like a Douche bag! Touched for the very first time.
PAUL RYAN, good looks will get you far in politics, being a complete douche bag will stop you from going all the way.
Scientists have determined Mexicans to be the least douche bag, Russians are leading the pack right now. Russian douche bags are in growing supply with Asians becoming less douchey in recent years.
This ALL AMERICAN douche is so comfortable in his douchey skin, the reason we love this douche bag mogul.