Men who drink with bros twice a week live longer study suggests

Researchers from different medical universities across the United States, EU and Japan have concluded a nearly decade-long study about the health benefits of men who drink with friends more than once per week.

The data was conclusive. On average, men who consume booze at least 2.1 times per week with bros lived on average 8.4 additional years than men who did not. Further research will focus on type and quantity of alcohol but these results tell us different than our wives have been explaining to us for years.

The results also prove the theorem that all wives just want their husband dead.

Your bros are saving your life, bros.