Douche Bag Manifesto written by Dan Gilbert after Lebron James leaves the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”
“Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.”[/blockquote]
“This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.”
The Cavaliers posted the letter to their official website with the URL http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/news/gilbert_letter_100708.html.
For nearly four years – through last week – it remained hosted there.
Why did Lebron return to Cleveland? Some, even King James claim it is to be closer to his home town of Northeast Ohio. Others, like the Douche Review are certain that douche bags are attracted to one another. Watch out for that special-DB-love that Dan and Lebron share, and the offspring of that shallow-love could be an NBA Championship in 2015 for Cleveland.