Kentucky Derby Bans Selfie Sticks

This year the Douche Review will be boycotting Churchill Downs for their absurd and blatant attempt to discriminate against douche bag equestrian fans.

“Churchill Downs reps say the move was in the best interest of both the fans and the horses..”

The track says anyone who tries to bring one inside the venue will be asked to throw it in the trash.

0 replies

Leave a Reply

Want to join the discussion?
Feel free to contribute!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.