Restaurant Group Forced To Close Over 70 Buffets, Thanks Obama

With increased pressure from the Obama Administration, namely Michelle, Ovation Brands announced that it has closed 74 restaurants after receiving several drunken messages from Michelle Obama and Obamacare tax hikes. The company owns HomeTown Buffet, Ryan’s, Fire Mountain, Country Buffet and Old Country Buffet.

The Arbys Corporation has taken advantage of this opportunity by placing self serve, vanilla, chocolate, and swirled custard ice cream stations at over 200 locations. Larger booths have been installed and the low flow environmental toilets the company had previously employed will be upgraded to large capacity, commercial equivalents.


See Previous Article: Arby’s Stock Price Plummets – Low-Flow, Environmental Toilets Blamed

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