With ego levels never reached before on American television, ABC’s Shark Tank has assembled some of the most successful douche bags and put them together on one stage. The show is comprised of different business people that consider business pitches from entrepreneurs looking to start or grow their business.
Picking one of these Sharks as the top douche-shark-bag is tough. Robert Herjavek and Kevin O’Leary (aka Mr Wonderful) represent the Canadian investors. These two men make up for the lack of ego found in our neighbors to the north, however neither men are our top pick.
Mark Cuban knows it all, and the ladies are also douche bag sharks, but our pick for the number 1 douche-bag-shark is Daymond John.
Daymond has the ego, the smug attitude and has exploited poor people which has resulted in billions of dollars leaving neighborhoods and in to the hands of deserving corporate shareholders. The FUBU (For Us By Us) clothing line, started by Mr John creates fashion labels, mainly for young black men with an average annual income of less than $18,000. When it comes to shelter or looking good, Daymond would have you choose fashion, and preferably a brand that he controls.
Sorry, Daymond we really like you, bro!
Good grooming is integral and impeccable style is a must. If you don’t look the part, no one will want to give you time or money.