AGENT: Tom Brady has sissy, girl-like handshake

Compared with the 18 pounds of pressure that Eli Manning prefers, Tom Brady uses less than 12 pounds of air pressure in his game day footballs. This weakness correlates to the sickly handshake that Mr Brady greets fans, agents and teammates with.

Famous sports agent and sports reporter Buck Hammerstein has stated publicly, “my 11 year old nephew has a firmer handshake and would never think to cheat.”

Independent reports suggest that Tom Brady deflated footballs. The accusations could prove true based on the puny grip and feminine handshake of the New England Patriots star quarterback.