Top 5 Douche Bag Hobbies

Douche bags are just like the rest of us in many ways, and after all, we are all a little douchey. According to a recent study conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine, douche bags are most likely to pass the time doing the following.

5. Radio Controlled vehicles (Cars, Airplanes, Drones)

4. Crochet. It doesn’t matter how old you are if you crochet you are a douche bag. Sorry, Grandma.

3. Facebook Games. If you play any game on Facebook, you may be a douche bag.

2. Bodybuilding. No explanation needed.

1. Coin collectors. Money is the root of all evil, collecting out of circulation currency is worse.