Even Dead, Bernie Sanders Still Most Popular At Democratic Party

The film, Weekend at Bernies demonstrates how a bunch of dorky, white college students can flock around a dead old man, get him laid by a freshman, and even elect him next president of the United States.

The Democratic Party should note that Weekend At Bernies II ensures Mr Sanders could win a second term in the White House, even if Sanders perishes in office during his first term no one will ever have to know. Conspiracy theorists point to the fact that FDR’s dead corpse was rolled around in an odd, tall back wheel chair throughout his last term in office. Ventriloquist Secret Service agents spoke for the president and even delivered his fireside chats.


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